Damn It, Trapped Outside Yet Again!

It totally happened again. My keys are stuffed in the couch cushions, and I'm standing here, shivering in the cold. How did I manage to do this one more time? My brain must be made of mush. I've tried all my usual tactics, but nothing is working. Hmmm... I should call a locksmith. But then again, that means a small fortune. Guess I'll just have to

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